my name is alice

I post things I like, and I am very fond of cats and food (but not catfood) and tea and birds and cold weather and items made from nice wood and the colour green.

May 11

thespidermanvictorious:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

Holy fuck!

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May 10

-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

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“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

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May 9

mangycoyote:

Monterey Bay Aquarium sketchbook pages. I drew some fish too but they didn’t turn out as exciting…

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May 8
4gifs:

Treadmill preset: Fabulous

4gifs:

Treadmill preset: Fabulous

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May 7

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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May 3

May 2

Man: Hello, I’d like to report a mugging.

Officer: A mugging, eh? Where did it take place?

Man: I was walking by 21st and Dundritch Street and a man pulled out a gun and said, “Give me all your money.”

Officer: And did you?

Man: Yes, I co-operated.

Officer: So you willingly gave the man your money without fighting back, calling for help or trying to escape?

Man: Well, yes, but I was terrified. I thought he was going to kill me!

Officer: Mmm. But you did co-operate with him. And I’ve been informed that you’re quite a philanthropist, too.

Man: I give to charity, yes.

Officer: So you like to give money away. You make a habit of giving money away.

Man: What does that have to do with this situation?

Officer: You knowingly walked down Dundritch Street in your suit when everyone knows you like to give away money, and then you didn’t fight back. It sounds like you gave money to someone, but now you’re having after-donation regret. Tell me, do you really want to ruin his life because of your mistake?

Man: This is ridiculous!

Officer: This is a rape analogy. This is what women face every single day when they try to bring their rapists to justice.

- A comment on the CNN Petition

To sign it, go here: http://www.change.org/petitions/cnn-apologize-for-your-disgusting-coverage-of-the-steubenville-rapists?utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition

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